I have been infected. Slowly and surely my mind is giving way. I don't know how much longer I will be able to take it. The tension and constant abruptness of the interruptions is becoming too much for what little patience I possess. You know what I am talking about......Spyware pop-ups!!!!
Yeah, those annoying little windows that pepper the face of your computer monitor like zits in the nightmares of adolescents everywhere. Popping up too quickly to be subdued. Overrunning your surfing experience with their inane cries for attention. Stupid stinking pop-ups. Filthy pop-ups. Have a little oxy-10 with that click. Don't come back here, we don't need no stinking badges!!!
I find it ironic that whoever the presumptuous person was that loaded spyware on my computer, loaded it with ads for spyware killer. "Stop Spyware Now", "Be Done With Annoying Pop-Ups Now!!" they silently laugh with flashing lights. Wouldn't they just love it if I payed them to quit bothering me with their own pop-up producing beast. That's probably all they do, mark your name off of a list of people they have infected. It's extortion I tell you!! Extortion!!
Well, maybe I'll just do a little research of mine own and become the fly buzzing in the ear of the refuse pile kings that they are. I just want to surf peacably, like any other law abiding citizen of the web. But all I get are these waylayer's of the information superhighway, jumping onto my signal as it passes along seemingly safe hyperlinks. They are like gremlin's, they are. As soon as you blast one, they bring two more out of the remains of his passing bits and bytes. War has been declared. Declared I tell you. These dastardly demons of distraction are doomed!!!
Yeah, those annoying little windows that pepper the face of your computer monitor like zits in the nightmares of adolescents everywhere. Popping up too quickly to be subdued. Overrunning your surfing experience with their inane cries for attention. Stupid stinking pop-ups. Filthy pop-ups. Have a little oxy-10 with that click. Don't come back here, we don't need no stinking badges!!!
I find it ironic that whoever the presumptuous person was that loaded spyware on my computer, loaded it with ads for spyware killer. "Stop Spyware Now", "Be Done With Annoying Pop-Ups Now!!" they silently laugh with flashing lights. Wouldn't they just love it if I payed them to quit bothering me with their own pop-up producing beast. That's probably all they do, mark your name off of a list of people they have infected. It's extortion I tell you!! Extortion!!
Well, maybe I'll just do a little research of mine own and become the fly buzzing in the ear of the refuse pile kings that they are. I just want to surf peacably, like any other law abiding citizen of the web. But all I get are these waylayer's of the information superhighway, jumping onto my signal as it passes along seemingly safe hyperlinks. They are like gremlin's, they are. As soon as you blast one, they bring two more out of the remains of his passing bits and bytes. War has been declared. Declared I tell you. These dastardly demons of distraction are doomed!!!
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